it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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Goodbee
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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