I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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