Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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