whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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