You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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