There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
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While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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