Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
we made out on top of his cat.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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