Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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