I don't think brook has ever known best
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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