I must be too annoying 4 u.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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