You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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