If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
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You know what? My boyfriend LOVES mayo. And I still fuck him. So there.
a-fucking-men to this text.
MAYONNAISEEEEEEEEE. I put mayonnaise on EVERYTHING you've EVER touched.
To begin my life with the beginning of my life, I record that I was born (as I have been informed and believe) on a Friday, at twelve o'clock at night. It was remarked that the clock began to strike, and I began to cry, simultaneously.
Pineapples people, they'll make you taste sweet. Be it male or female
mayonnaise makes semen taste bad
Is "eats mayonnaise" a euphemism?
my girlfriend has this huge aversion towards mayonnaise, to the point where when we eat together I can't eat anything with mayo on it.
Your vag has taste buds?
i don't know what the fuck either of those mean
What about miracle whip?
Mayo is semen in disguise. Of course "He" (and I won't say who "He" is but his initials are "CS") loves Mayo.... Maybe even more than sex, we'll see.
i think i know who posted this. weird. thats never happened before. i dated someone who really hated mayo.
I am with you I hate mayo also
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