That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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