I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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