So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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