roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
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I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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