I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
People with herpes should wear stickers.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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