walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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