Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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