Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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