apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize