I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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