Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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