I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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