i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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