I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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