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  • 89 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:34pm

    Scratch the rice cakes to beef jerky

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:13pm

    Go google kids in the sandbox and then you might want to drink vodka boys

  • 85 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:50pm

    First....to fail. Hahahahaha I crack my myself up a lot. People say I should try stand up. I'm never gonna try though because I'm racist

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:29pm

    I live in the 330 and that diet is the way to go son

  • 75 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:20pm

    DRUNKAREXIA!! LOVE IT!

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:48pm

    This is terrible. I know who this is. And for the rest of you assholes, dont be assholes.

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:25pm

    Every girl has tried that

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:06am

    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

  • 74 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:07pm

    In Soviet Russia, we take it up the bumhole

  • 79 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:23pm

    It doesn't work.... I've tried it.. Lol!!!

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:46am

    Yep. Another sloppy ass drunk, the rest of society will have to pay for. Do us a favor, put a bullett in your head now. Save the world your future problems.

  • 79 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:37pm

    how about rice cakes and cum?

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:03pm

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA VODKA AND RICE CAKE HAVE DIET OF YOU!!!!!!!

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:30am

    OOOHH!!! Finally a diet I can stick to! lmfao

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:46pm

    Alcohol bloats you...

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:16am

    Yep...scrubs. F for originality.

  • 72 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:27pm

    Beef jerky is better

  • 75 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:44pm

    That's THE diet to be on darling! - Rich Bitch

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:49pm

    I've definitely done that before.

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:52am

    Wow, I need to do this.

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Chavo on Jan 14, 10 at 3:49am

    Haha. Only a jew would post something like this

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:11am

    Are the rice cakes really necessary???

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:20pm

    Alcoholics are quitters... Rice cakes are for Asians

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:50am

    12:46 has no friends and doesn't know how to have a good time

  • 71 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:52pm

    Stupid fucking post OH YOUR DIET IS ALCOHOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL fatty out to be impaled

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:42pm

    In Soviet Russia you are box of dirt!

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:03pm

    In Russia vodka and rice cakes does diet with you

  • 63 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:40pm

    In soviet Russia, vodka and rice cakes reduce YOU

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:00pm

    They just want to watch you fail some more.....

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:07pm

    Sounds like my visit to the Philippines.

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:59pm

    What's up with the Soviet Russia shit? You people who do that are fucking losers. Stealing jokes is not funny nor original. Grow up you fucking tools and get a girlfriend.

  • 64 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:13pm

    Just another worthless alcoholic. Go attend some AA Meetings and save the rest of us money on your health care costs.