oh fat girl friday strikes again...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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