Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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