ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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