Christians are straight up FREAKS
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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