Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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