How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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