separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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