I want to have your abortion
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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