How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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