He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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