we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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