My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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