I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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