So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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