I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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