Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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