What should our trivia night team be named?
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I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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