Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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