I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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