marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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