Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
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There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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