Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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