You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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